- Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness
is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous
- Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some
men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde
- Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish
Proverb
- A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they
didn't, they'd be married too. --H. L. Mencken
- Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry
later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-engagement ring
--wedding ring
---suffering
- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can
be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back
to home always.
--Anonymous
- I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?" --Anonymous
- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only
for the estimate.
--Anonymous
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud
fell off. --Anonymous
- Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get
to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."
- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling
at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him
in! --Anonymous
- A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted
mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed
to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
- 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said,
"Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief,
but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen
before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My
wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over
too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "
It really works !!!”
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